If y'all knew me, you'd know that I'm a little on the weird side. And, weird in a real weird, funny, corny kind of way. So, I think its time for us to have some weird, funny, corny fun together.
This is what we are going to do. And, it makes me laugh when I think about it. You know the word verification thing that comes up in some blog comments??? It looks something like this....
I have this tendency to see these and as I type my word in, I say it out loud as a real word. And, I instantly think of how to use it in a sentence. And, I laugh every time at the corniness of it all.
But, that is exactly how my mind works.
Won't you play along? I've got a $25 Starbucks gift card that I'll give to the one that personally makes me laugh out loud. That means you have to define the word and/or use it in a sentence. There will be no random generator thingy......just me and my humor picking the winner. I'll do this on Friday morning sometime when I can! Oh, and I don't care how many times you enter. It's all for fun and to make me laugh real hard.
Ok...let your honest, real, fun answers come on! And, how weird will it be if the word verification isn't up since blog authors can't see it? That's gonna mess with the fun a little if it's off, so be sure and let me know if it's not there.
Have fun! I love me some fun!
Hugs and blessings~
88 comments:
"dismough"
Sometimes..., D is mo than I can handle! :-)
Blessings - lisa
gratedge - meaning thankful
My, oh my! My sweet gratedge would know no earthly bounds if my sweet Fran would send me a Starbucks card. Because, without it I have to get my vanilla latte at McD's and we all know that a latte is not what they are famous for. And, although I do have a sort of, POOR MAN if you will, gatedgetuity for McD's prices, I would much rather be spending my gratedgetuitivness at the Starbucks!
relymo - to put your trust into another
I hope I can relymo on Fran to get me a Satrbuck's card than I can on my well intentioned Hubby, who takes me to McD's!!!
McD's: you can relymo on them for FRIES than ya can for a latte!
temal - the shopping venue known for it's many, many stores but lack of good coffee shops.
I would mave much gratedge if ya didn't make me relymo on temal for my latte!
Thank you very much!
yeah, love me some starbucks:
mine is "preedi"
meaning pretty, beautiful! (not fair to have an easy one! I'm going to do another one. LOL)
so grateful for your bloggy friendship today!
much love,
rachel
vulater = Pronounced: view you later. Def: the snob's way of saying "see y'all later"
(I know, kind of lame...so I'll have to try again). ;o)
P.S. You have some very clever friends/readers per their input above!
ok this time it's "aptione" much harder
aptione=to try one time, to attempt once
My husband aptioned to be a Survior contestant.
=)
pringe- The act of binge eating with Pringles.
"I've had the worst day and food is the only thing that will give me comfort. Where are my pringles?! I need to pringe!"
:) fun game. love you!
atablen-a really good blend of Starbucks coffee just begging to be ordered with a $25.00 gift card
HeeHeeHee
This was fun!
"reediso"-really, really ready for something
"I reediso to meet my friend Fran for a skinny hazelnut latte at Starbucks!!"
This is soooo fun! and I need some fun!!!
love,
Teresa
ramenes: Pronounced: Ray-me-knees.
Definition: The request made to the sun when one is confronted with one's "winter white knees" around the April-May timeframe.
(oh, lovely)
gaping. Pronounced: gaping. Definition. Wide open area of tummy fat.
Used in a sentence: When I attempted to button my favorite jeans this week, there remained a gaping distance between the button and the button hole.
phodog. Pronounced: foe-dawg.
Definition. A small wanna-be-animal such as a terrier or chihuaua expecting to actually be considered a Dog.
Sentence: Fran's pooches are really cute but are mere phodog's compared to Susan's Dog: an 85 pound German Shepherd Dog.
podirie~ as in p- odir -ie
meaning- odir of the pits!
Whoa, that gurl has some serious podirie, she needs some Secret, it won't tell on her!
"jeturbag" - a term used in a Wham! song back in the 80's:
"You put the boom-boom into my heart - You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts.
Jeturbag into my brain
Goes a bang-bang-bang 'til my feet do the same"
skypecs - the result of the workout that skycaps get when lifting large suitcases of the Siestas when they travel to Living Proof Live events.
Sentence - "Dude! Lifting that bright orange suitcase of Patty Williams in San Antonio has given you some amazing skypecs!"
oh my word! your commenters are CRACKING ME UP!!!
I'll come back to enter in a few minutes when I stop ROTFL
LOL Dori! Hey, if Dori wins I get a card to since my name and orange suitcase was used in her sentence. LOL
upsub- the term the captian of a submarine uses when surfacing.
I heard the captian yell, upsub and I knew our submarine would be on the surface soon.
joncide
Definition: The worst of all crimes committed by women married to men named Jon.
Sentence: Kate, in a fit of frustration, committed a heinous act of joncide when Jon left her alone with all eight kids to go play golf.
"aeoni"
In the south, when we say someone's got their eye on me, we say "aeoni"...
Like blog lurkers, for instance, always have their aeoni... even though we don't know.
Ok. That's nowhere near funny. I gotta try again. Must. Get. Starbucks.
"nones"
When Drew and I were dating, we used to make out in the car - on the grounds of the CHRISTIAN CONFERENCE CENTER that we held youth rallies at... We'd say "nones" gonna know unless we tell them.
Yes, this is a true story.
"Fithur"
You know, I can keep going, 'til I get to the fithur sixth time I leave a comment. At least one has to be worthy of a Starbux card.
"Fithur"
You know, I can keep going, 'til I get to the fithur sixth time I leave a comment. At least one has to be worthy of a Starbux card.
Mulaq (pronounced moo-lock)
Definition: When your husband puts an end to the spending of copious amounts of mu-la.
Sentence: When Kate returned home from the mall, heavy-laden with shopping bags, Jon put her on immediate mulaq by confiscating her credit cards.
P.S. As a disclaimer, the technique of mulaq is not recommended for men named Jon due to the ensuing escalation of joncide.
P.S.S. However, I do hear that it is heartily endorsed by Dave Ramsey in the Total Money Makeover. But then, his name's not Jon, is it?
I have never in all my life CRIED so hard over this hilarious-ness. This is so up my alley and I love y'all for playing!!!!
My word is emenho and I dare not use what I am thinking in a sentence right now. ;)
And of course my phodog should have been faux-dawg. dern it.
dandst - Fran will you dandst with me at Starbucks? After the caffeine, we will dandst throughout the cafe without a care.
uh-huh. I'm afraid I'm thinking what you are thinking...
That girl can wield emenho!
Yep. I knew that's what you meant!
bosettin.
Definition: Past tense; when Bo has set down to et.
Sentence: There was no food left after bosettin is done.
bibifies.
What Jackson used to say when Bibby would fly into town to see him.
bativer.
Batman's new show, starring Richard Dean Anderson.
Anybody?
boboacke.
Pronounced: bob-a-wack
Something Bob's wife does to Bob.
"Cousin Stella walked right up and gave Boboacke that knocked him right on his bum."
pitelv. Pronounced pit-e-live.
Something I'm VERY familiar with these days.
This is the pitelv in right now. I wish God would pull me out so I didn't have to live here anymore.
flamen: flem that develops in a "rednes" girl's throat when she drinks McD's latte.
I gotta go hack a luggy, what with all this McD latte flamen stuck in my throat!
See what you could help me avoid?!?!
ducesset.
pronounced: ducks-a-set
"Jenny came home from church and found hubs had been huntin' agin and all the ducesset in a row on the kitchen counter waiting for her to de-feather 'em."
paudanche-(pronounced 'podontshe')
see that poor girl with the McD cup, she sho nuff looks paudanche?!
I'll play.
torsili- pronounced tyour-silly
Torsili Frannie!
Okay, that was lame, but I'll try again!
matero
Defined: having a somewhat unpleasant tomatoesque flavor
Sentence: Honey, did you wash these dishes? I grabbed a spoon out of the dish return, and now my chocolate pudding tastes a little matero. Are you sure you washed those dishes?
Perse-pronounced purse.
What is that Fran is taking out of her perse? It could be a starbucks card!
Lame, I'm gonna try one more time
This is not fair.
Okay...here it goes. Don't be mad, I'm just working with what I have been given.
ponis-What they look at to tell a male pony from a female pony.
"Yep, it shore is a boy, look der, he has a ponis."
bada bing!
I just got "mossiv", but after the last entry of "ponis", I just can't bring myself to use it.
Sheesh.
Twelis...The way my four year old says, Trellis. :)
Mama, what is a twelis?
Oh, and I'm not sure what Susan meant by:
"That girl can wield emenho!"
Because if I used that word in a sentence it would sound more like this...
"Didjew see dat dude wit all dose gurls hangin all over 'im? He emenho fo sho. Mmmmmm hmmm."
Hyaya.
The way my 2 year old son says HI, and then tries to hit you.
Rolood.
The state that comes after eating too many Rolo's.
Fran, this has been hilarious! You are too creative!
can't breathe. teri. seriously.
Dulve -- to jump into
Okay, girls hang onto your wig we're fixin' to dulve into some scriptures.
Whinvy (pronounced whine-vy)
Definition: An extreme mixture of admiration and coveting of another's whining skilz.
Sentence: The Gosselin children looked on with whinvy, as Kate railed at Jon in the aforementioned state of joncide (after the recent mulaq). Apparently, being under their tutelage had caused Kate's skilz to surpass their own!
Okay, I've tried twice to do this and my brilliant, creative side seems to have disappeared.
HOW IN THE WORLD are you going to choose, Fran?
These are hysterical!
malsr
Pronounced: mallser
One who drives by malls; similar to "browser".
lunatie
Pronounced loonatie.
A mens' tie with all of the Loony Toons characters on it.
fermiw
Pronounced: firm-EW
"After 75 years of jogging, her girls were not longer fermIW."
And on that note, I'm out. Fran, I hold you totally responsible.
unlin-what a drunk person orders on his hamburger.
"I wan mine withhh tomaytoo an unlin."
One time I got a terrible case of lierp that I couldnt wash off so I went to the doctor and got some antibiotics to get rid of it.
Messotte -
Southern pronunciation - "MESS o' Tea"
meaning: more than enough sweet tea to satisfy the men in our small group Bible study! With there being 5 of them, it takes a mess 'o tea for sure!
Super cute idea -- and, more than anything, I'm glad I'm not the only one who tries to pronounce the words!
haysisi- What Teri says to Susan when challenging her to take the starbucks card away.
"Haysisi, you wanna piece of me? Let's take it outside!"
Booyah!
laterin- What Fran says to Susan after she locks Teri out after their fight.
"Sooz, you know you gotta laterin."
(I know, I couldn't resist!)
raptin - 1. a musical form that includes mouth noises and unintelligible lyrics and a rhythmic beat
2. knocking
He was raptin with his bros in the 'hood! When his baby momma came a raptin on the door axing for her child support
This is so fun!!
Love you Fran!
I can barely type after the ponis comment...
And I don't like my word, so I'm going to try again.
krami
I'll krami a river if I don't get picked. Fo sho.
eadistin
I LOVE to eat in Destin (eadistin), wanna come? Hiccup. I have a chair just for you!! Hiccup.
dismsyn - derived from the Hillbilly dictionary.
I thaut I'd just give you'ns a holler cause I was dismysn y'all.
Batharog
Bat-hair-oh
The 'g' is of course silent.
On a particularly windy day, T had batharog :(
Spenonsi -spin-on-si - definition: a condition caused by multiple children running in circles yelling and hollering.
I have a condition called spenonsi which has been brought on by my children.
Lisa Q
noshme
I'll leave this one alone.
Susan is the winner!:) Teri's ponis one made me LOL! Oh and Pattys secret one!:) How fun!
Stryte-'we're alright' or 'don't worry about it'.
I don't have a funny bone in my body so Fran, you know what, we're 'stryte' yo!:)
You're too fun!
byholor
All I know is if Teri wins, she byholor betta be takin me to Starbucks with her!!!
bersiese
... or I may have to knock the bersiese outta that girl!
Mine is boxen...the often forgotten reindeer :)
When you get all nervous and bothered, especially when camping, you are "tente"
i got nothing.
just came to say im laughing. :)
dynerr - southern slang for the phrase Did she not.
Why dyn't Fran give me the Starbuck's card? Dynerr know without it I gotsta drink McD lattes?!?!?!
tealis: tea-less or *T*less---- This means I'm not going to win......I'm going to be tea-less at Starbucks and will be using my own tea bag at home......
Or I'm now the blog reader eresaL, formerly known as TeresaL (because I'm now tealis (T-less).
Sigh..........not at all creative.
Or i_ could mean _ha_ from now on, I canno_ use any _'s in my wri_ings... *t-less*
Lame------- ;)
Loving all the crea_ivi_y!
_eresaL
Oh. My. Word. Absolutely, peeinyourpants hysterical!
bectu: Bectu can't pick just one, Frannie Bannanie!
scadstro
Ew. You have a scadstro? You might wanna think about having that removed.
trupee
Trupee is the opposite of false pee.
Can I just say that this is the most fun I have had in awhile reading all these comments and Melinda, Susan and Beckymomma...you girls CRACK. ME. UP!!!!!
motha - Mary's sister, lived in Bethany, carried around Lysol...
"And Motha said, 'Won't he stink, LORD?'"
Seriously, do you want me to make up a sentence with "homies?" Really?!?
Mulamme - (pronounced moo-lame)
Definition: A typical wife's response to a husband employing "mulaq", or the act of putting an end to copious spending of mu-la (see complete definition above).
Sentence: "Honey, if you even THINK about touching my credit cards or putting my mu-la under "mulaq", you'll find your sweet self MULAMME!
repot-the art of transferring the contents from a potty training chair to the toilet.
Wife says to husband after leaving him home with kid who is potty training. "Hey honey, are you going to repot that stuff or are you just going to leave it there?"
Slych - To slip stitch
If you don't slych your britches, you're gonna show your shorts.
Aillynac - What aliens do when there is too much turbulence in the atmostphere.
That aillynac-ed all over the space ship floor.
This is so funny. I know I am too late for the contest, but how can I resist this one:
amputs: My amputs get itchy when I am deprived of Starbucks.
I came over hear from Hisgirl...these are hilarious!
Hey Fran!
I actually heard about this post last weekend from Shelley and Janelle when we were all together for the weekend, so I had to come check it out! Too funny, and SUCH a clever idea!
Love you!!
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